Episode 79 - Museum of the Living Dead (A Plot-It-Yourself Horror Story) by Hilary Milton

65 minutes

This week it's 1985 and we're two children in an off-brand "Plot - It - Yourself" horror story. Chris wants to die as quickly as possible while Paris chooses life. Paris's microphone is backwards, Chris can't stop creating new lyrics for a bad 90s song, and we play another round of Power Rangers Monster or Weed Strain?

Content Warnings: Pretty sure we've just got our usual barnyard language for you this week and some mild violence.

Audio quality warning: Chris accidentally positioned Paris's mic backwards so her audio is gonna' be a bit roomier than normal. Sorry!

Many thanks to our friend Doug from the Vintage Burn Podcast for donating this book to the show. 

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