Join Chris & Paris every other Tuesday to discover if you really can judge a book by its hideous cover, bad title, or weird synopsis.
Choking the Driver
Pierce His Heart …with lipstick!
Pierce His Heart …with keys!
Pierce His Heart …with an umbrella!
Damn, what were straws made of in 1991?
When your attacker is a hardcore dude
Why is she up so high? I think he's a little too into that foot.
Men are household pets, easily confused and frightened by rustling papers
"Can you wait, like, a full 30 minutes to attack me so I can unravel this notebook wire?"
"Finally, a use for my many cacti!"
"Uh, this is Self Defense calling for Penis"
"He'll never expect the shoes to be on my hands!"
Rear view Mirror that you ripped off your car I guess
Just look at his face in all of these
Awkward Earring Attack
Attack Situation Chart
"The human body is very easily injured."